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Signed 3 pound diamond
Signed 6000 carat diamond, a perfect way to remember Comika at home.
Price:
$85*10^5
World Peace
Back in stock due to popular demand. World peace is the gift that just keeps on giving.
Price:
Blood of the innocent
Super Awesome Fun Dirt!
Dump it on the floor, put it in your cereal, throw it at a friend, the possibilities are endless!
Price:
$5.95
Shoe-Hat
Save money by getting this new two in one product! (Shoe not included)
Price:
$79.99
Bucket O' Cats
Love cats? Then youll love Bucket O' Cats!
(Assortment of cats may differ)
Price:
$49.99
Gorilla Alarm Clock
Youve got 10 seconds after the alarm goes off before the gorilla door opens! Sure to turn anybody into a morning person.
Price:
$469
Comika Brand Birth Control Pills
Now in PEZ dispenser form
Price:
$15
I Can't Believe It's Not Acid! Spray
All the positive effects of acid, without the lasting scars. Give your enemies a little spray and let them know they are not welcome
(contains acid)
Price: $8.95
